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The three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook.

The first geezer said, 'My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!'

The second old fogy one-upped him. 'My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!'

The third old man laughed and said, 'That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times.'
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