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to a friend | | >Bookmark me | * A kindergarten teacher asked, 'What is the shape of the earth ?' One lil' girl spoke up: 'According to my Daddy -- terrible !'
* Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up, 'Yeah ? Well, if we were speeding, so were you !'
* Two kids were trying to figure out what game to play. One said, 'Let's play doctor.' 'Good idea.' said the other. 'You operate, and I'll sue.'
* I guess you can get too health conscious the wife and I don't have a lot of 'junk food' in the house. Upon eating a snack of some munchies or other my Grandson asked what vitamins they had in them. I told him I doubted there were any at all. He replied wide-eyed, 'You mean these are just for fun ?'
* Like a lot of married men, I got the 'You just don't appreciate me' speech once from Juanita. I promised to treat her royally for the remainder of the day. I took her to lunch at Burger King and Dairy Queen for dessert. She's never mentioned it since. |
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